Receipt wrapped. All year.

Same spending.
A funnier story.

Turn email receipts into shareable cards that call out your spending habits. All the year-in-numbers energy, without waiting for December.

Privacy first. Email receipts only to start, with no bank link. Raw receipts are deleted after parsing.

Spend
Laugh
Share
Repeat
S
Spendspiral
Sample card

Takeout edition

212

hours of work spent on DoorDash.

Your kitchen would like a word.

Illustrative card. Not actual user data.

01 Email receipts first

02 No bank link to start

03 You choose what to share

The receipt-to-roast pipeline

Less finance lecture.
More group-chat material.

Built for people who love a personal stat—and can take a personal attack.

Spendspiral / takeout edition

212

hours of work spent on DoorDash.

Your kitchen would like a word.

Illustrative card. Not actual user data.

01

Receipts in. Reality check out.

Start with email receipts, not a bank connection. Your takeout, shopping and subscription receipts become the material for your spending story.

02

Six ways to call yourself out.

The first release is built around six card templates: punchy spending snapshots with a roast worth sending to the group chat.

03

Keep the joke going.

Monthly drops are the plan. Friend comparisons and a Monday weekly-regret notification are next on the roadmap—not promises of features already live.

The launch plan

The roast is free.
The long memory is $4/month.

Planned Free: shareable spending cards. Planned Premium: $4/month for history and trends, so you can see whether that “one-off” habit is actually a habit. Check the current offers below before subscribing.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
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Your receipts have
a lot to say.

Get early access to Spendspiral. Bring your spending habits. Leave the financial guilt at the door.

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Email receipts first. Bank linking isn’t required.